What a Day....

So I had my boring retreat for my job today. What a long day, another beautiful Saturday completely indoors. I had to drive far out to Queens, Queens is stupid and gay. The roads are horrible, the white lines aren't even straight, at one point, they even disappeared, wtf? Spent 20 minutes completely lost and had to pop into a CVS for directions..uugghh. I am not a driver, hate driving, have no sense of direction...especially to far away and unknown places, that's what men are for...So speaking of men, I met a man there. It was kinda embarassing though because he was a facilitator for one of the workshops. So as he was presenting...he kept looking at me, making way too obvious eye contact with me...Now I'm sitting in this huge auditorium with easily over 100 people. I'm sitting next to the big, big boss..who, as a strict person whom I respect, is quite obnoxious. She starts to elbow me...I wanted to die...on the other side of me, was just a colleague of mine...then she starts to elbow me...do I want to die..what an ass...is that being professional...was my lipstick smudged across my face....did I have a sudden nose bleed and not realize? Now for starters, how I bitched all last night..all day...up until I arrived...I am not one to leave the house on a Saturday...hate to go anywhere...If I left to anywhere.....it was because I was with H..because I wanted to be with him...so if I wasn't with H.....then eh, I don't care to go anywhere, with anyone...I hate being forced to go somewhere...would rather be home, love being home. Because I was miserable, I did my hair myself, did not have it done, and somehow it came out great...so I'm sitting there, listening to his bullshit...blah, blah, blah....and while being elbowed...I start getting annoyed...So he's tall, built, american, yuk! blue eyes, and like blondish brown hair...a very good looking man..but not my type, minus the tallness, that built, that H built, that freakin drives me insane.....so after he was through..they moved us to another huge auditorium...he followed me around for the rest of the day like a puppy dog...I wanted to throw up...so after the other presenter presented...I went up to the podium to speak to him as the big boss wanted additional information...so as I'm speaking to nerd #2, this ass comes up...interrupts me and says he was having trouble reading my name tag...which...ummm..was on my breast of course...my hair was in the way...so yuk, I moved it over and introduced myself...he introduced his stupid self...and would you believe he states that he works, would you believe..about 10 minutes from my job...what a small world...so he knew I was talking to the guy about setting something up for my job...for my whole building..so now he says...wouldn't it be a great idea if we did it together..with his job as well...and that he would like to be in touch with me....yea, I bet he would..now the good part to all of this is that I was wearing my wedding band...thank god...so I excuse myself...catch up to my big boss..and she is hysterical....what an ass.....so I start to complain...out of freakin 100 people, he has to bother my guts...he's so gay, he said, "Oh we're neighbors"..who says that?.......we're not freakin neighbors......you work nearby jackass.....so now its time to eat in the dining hall...guess who's at the table next to mine...yea...Kenny....I don't like Kenny....Kenny is eh, good looking...but eh, I'm just not interested...so now I have to talk to him...I had my ring in his face...so now I decided rather than eat, I would like to go out and sit outside for this hour by MYSELF....and ummm smoke...take in the nice weather..the grounds were gorgeous.....so my first moment with the outside world...with cigarette in hand...I whip out my phone as I needed to call my girlfriend who was disappointed I couldn't go with her for her dress, she's the maid of honor...wanted to know how things went....now guess who smokes....yes.....Ken Doll.....now like Barbie, I need to remain in bitch mode..so I change my tone with my girlfriend, who has no idea what the hell is going on...he sits on the bench freakin right across from me...wtf....no one else is outside to save me...thank god i had G on the phone....so I made believe I was talking to my husband...I said..Darling...I don't know what time I'm getting out...I can cook if you want or if you really want to go out, then we can go....I pressed your pants and your shirt and left them in the closet...Darling, I miss you...Darling...I really don't want to go back in...I can't wait to come home...oh and don't forget we have to go to my sisters for dinner tomorrow...(well..this part was true)....so I know he heard....ahhhhaaahhhhaaahhhaaaa.... and then he put out his cigarette and went back inside....aaaahhhhhhaaaaahhhhaaaa....So I stayed on the phone with my husband...how I love my husband......made it obvious that I wasn't about to hang up....so now G.... knows the deal......could I be left alone.....so after that time was up...I dodged him until I left...hung out with someone from work the whole time...reapplied lipstick endlessly..hung out in the ladies room beyond the norm.....knew he wouldn't find me in there.....hee hee, thank god for the powder room...comfty couch and all....talked to bets...called my mom...and blew off the rest of everything...then I left....uuuggggghhhh..my never ending drama...so do I have to talk to my fucking neighbor now, freakin Mr. Rogers.....will he bother me at my job....told my big boss that she had better deal with him....I refuse to....I need to be alone at this time...I have my parents just one more week...and I need to think....I have too much work to do work wise.....too much going on with my family.....I don't need to be with a man or talk to a man for the sake of having someone...I'd rather be by myself or with someone I like...and eh, I don't like people....I really don't...no you don't understand...I just really don't....a man like that could never love me the way I need a man to love me...I don't think anyone could......and besides someone wanting to like me or love me...I need to like them slash love them in return....the hard part....and ummm, I don't like people...no you could never know...I just don't.....I'm better off alone....