The Week Off
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
It's now a week or over a week since you've heard from your man, your lover, your husband, your significant other, your "friend", your big boostad bastard. How do you feel? He still hasn't called to tell you what his problem is, the only thing you know is that it isn't you, how could it have been something you did? You're just so wonderful and vita loves you. So he hasn't left coward mode, hasn't even budged. He's killing you with his silence, the deadly killer, so he thinks. Ladies, we need to let out some secrets here, so please, please don't be mad at me, have to help the needy. Does he not know and realize that by this time, you've been on the horn with your girls, your female coworkers, your mom, any and every female with a pulse, even the female bartender and the sales girl at the lipstick counter. Does Mr. Let me reveal to the whole world that i'm not a man, who has no balls to call and explain that we're through realize, does he realize that you have just indulged in a week long of male bashing? That every female you have encountered through your tears has degraded him to the smallest piece of shit to ever exist. Doesn't he realize that by now he has no spine. Does he not realize that you and your female entourage just spent endless hours of male bashing him, right down to his penis size and his most ridiculous love making techniques that, oh let me pause to yawn, are just so boring and what the hell was he thinking. So it's your week off, your girls made you feel better, they dried your tears, assured you that you're way to good for him and magnified his every weekness, just for you, because you're ms. wonderful; you can do so much better. Every man has one of those, you do not need his, time for someone new and improved, who's slower than the speeding bullet, charming, thoughtful, and a MAN. A man of his words, not some ball-less coward who has chosen the easy way out, who just never even called to mention he needed break time. Imagine if he was on a team, that would be a penalty. Proof that your ex-quarter of a man truly has no game, no experience, is not the lover you craved in the first place, and he is definately no baller. (love the sweaty men) So the week is up, how are you feeling precious baby girl? Do you realize what you've learned? You can go a week without him. Its only been a week and you realize now that you don't need him, you never loved him, you were in love with the idea of being in love. You see, there are so many relationships that we have built, nurtured, valued and cared for. For example, I know i can't ever go a week without speaking or meeting with my parents, my sister, or of course, my girls. So you see, these are valued relations that we can't seperate from so easily. But you did it, you have deleted him right out of memory. You kept yourself busy with work and those near and dear ones. You did it, and could you believe, ching ching, just in time for the weekend. So now its up to you to grab that sexy little black dress, those fuck me heels, and make that hair sexy. The key is always sexy, time to act like a whore, of course without being one, thats for the fat low self esteem, ugly girls, not us, the elite ones. Have a great time and search for that new lover who you will find but you now know the things you need in him, those things Mr. what's his name never gave to you. You know what you will take and what you will run away from. You are so smart. You learned so much this week, you learned what you're willing to accept and what you're not, you know you will find mr. I have a phone and i know how to use it, mr. let me talk dirty to you before you go to bed, so i know you see me and feel me in your dreams. Now thats what i'm talking about. A real man, a real hard man is so good to find. So now lets peeky peek on the weakest link. Upp, there he is, and yep you're still in his head, your smell, your feel, your eyes. You are still haunting him, making him feel that he needs you, he needs more of you, he doesn't want what feels so good to end, not yet. What did he do. He's still sitting there in his sweaty sweat pants, with his hands down them of course, thinking of you. What does he do, he decides to call you, after all, the weekend is coming and i need some putang pie and some of her good loving. What does fool say now, umm could you believe babe, the cat got in the dryer again, but this time she wasn't so lucky and i've been sitting here, so broken all week, i need my baby girl. Or coward who grew some balls says, I don't know babe, i thought a week away would show me i wouldn't miss you, but i do Darling, (isn't there something just so breathtaking and so sexy when your man calls you darling, makes me take my clothes off) and i want you back in my life and no more week offs, never, never, i tell you darling (hee hee). Voila, you have officially earned important relations status. yup you're like his moms.So what do you do baby girl, what do you say? You had such a good week off. And, as all men, he has come back to once again eventually succeed in ruining your life.
It's now a week or over a week since you've heard from your man, your lover, your husband, your significant other, your "friend", your big boostad bastard. How do you feel? He still hasn't called to tell you what his problem is, the only thing you know is that it isn't you, how could it have been something you did? You're just so wonderful and vita loves you. So he hasn't left coward mode, hasn't even budged. He's killing you with his silence, the deadly killer, so he thinks. Ladies, we need to let out some secrets here, so please, please don't be mad at me, have to help the needy. Does he not know and realize that by this time, you've been on the horn with your girls, your female coworkers, your mom, any and every female with a pulse, even the female bartender and the sales girl at the lipstick counter. Does Mr. Let me reveal to the whole world that i'm not a man, who has no balls to call and explain that we're through realize, does he realize that you have just indulged in a week long of male bashing? That every female you have encountered through your tears has degraded him to the smallest piece of shit to ever exist. Doesn't he realize that by now he has no spine. Does he not realize that you and your female entourage just spent endless hours of male bashing him, right down to his penis size and his most ridiculous love making techniques that, oh let me pause to yawn, are just so boring and what the hell was he thinking. So it's your week off, your girls made you feel better, they dried your tears, assured you that you're way to good for him and magnified his every weekness, just for you, because you're ms. wonderful; you can do so much better. Every man has one of those, you do not need his, time for someone new and improved, who's slower than the speeding bullet, charming, thoughtful, and a MAN. A man of his words, not some ball-less coward who has chosen the easy way out, who just never even called to mention he needed break time. Imagine if he was on a team, that would be a penalty. Proof that your ex-quarter of a man truly has no game, no experience, is not the lover you craved in the first place, and he is definately no baller. (love the sweaty men) So the week is up, how are you feeling precious baby girl? Do you realize what you've learned? You can go a week without him. Its only been a week and you realize now that you don't need him, you never loved him, you were in love with the idea of being in love. You see, there are so many relationships that we have built, nurtured, valued and cared for. For example, I know i can't ever go a week without speaking or meeting with my parents, my sister, or of course, my girls. So you see, these are valued relations that we can't seperate from so easily. But you did it, you have deleted him right out of memory. You kept yourself busy with work and those near and dear ones. You did it, and could you believe, ching ching, just in time for the weekend. So now its up to you to grab that sexy little black dress, those fuck me heels, and make that hair sexy. The key is always sexy, time to act like a whore, of course without being one, thats for the fat low self esteem, ugly girls, not us, the elite ones. Have a great time and search for that new lover who you will find but you now know the things you need in him, those things Mr. what's his name never gave to you. You know what you will take and what you will run away from. You are so smart. You learned so much this week, you learned what you're willing to accept and what you're not, you know you will find mr. I have a phone and i know how to use it, mr. let me talk dirty to you before you go to bed, so i know you see me and feel me in your dreams. Now thats what i'm talking about. A real man, a real hard man is so good to find. So now lets peeky peek on the weakest link. Upp, there he is, and yep you're still in his head, your smell, your feel, your eyes. You are still haunting him, making him feel that he needs you, he needs more of you, he doesn't want what feels so good to end, not yet. What did he do. He's still sitting there in his sweaty sweat pants, with his hands down them of course, thinking of you. What does he do, he decides to call you, after all, the weekend is coming and i need some putang pie and some of her good loving. What does fool say now, umm could you believe babe, the cat got in the dryer again, but this time she wasn't so lucky and i've been sitting here, so broken all week, i need my baby girl. Or coward who grew some balls says, I don't know babe, i thought a week away would show me i wouldn't miss you, but i do Darling, (isn't there something just so breathtaking and so sexy when your man calls you darling, makes me take my clothes off) and i want you back in my life and no more week offs, never, never, i tell you darling (hee hee). Voila, you have officially earned important relations status. yup you're like his moms.So what do you do baby girl, what do you say? You had such a good week off. And, as all men, he has come back to once again eventually succeed in ruining your life.
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