Cat Fight

So today was the big confrontation...boss "needs to see the two of us"....Boss loves me, who couldn't. So need you ask, I kicked ass. Single white deranged female made a complete fool of herself. Yep, was even in tears...boo hoo... boo hoo. So of course, being a hard ass, I ask, "why are you crying, I'm the freakin victim"...can you imagine, who cries in front of their boss and ME, aka.. total bitch, get the hell away from me, go play in traffic, sort through your issues slash short comings with your freakin therapist not me, thug, gangsta 4 life, holla holla.....ugh yawn yawn. The only things I must say I learned about myself through this most, oh my, heartbreaking ordeal is that:

a.) I have no soul
b.) I wish I had my freakin nail file
c.) do your job..you freakin rookie
d.) it's not easy being me
e.) people, don't wear MY clothes
f.) people, be professional
g.) come up with your own "words"
h.) don't be hatin'
i.) stay away from me, trailer park trash from Yonkers
j.) I love my Hummer
k.) When people cry for being stupid, I'm not phased, (see letter a)
l.) I roll my eyes way too much
m.) Can't believe I forgot to buy mascara on the way home
n.) Don't obssess over your colleagues, just get the fuckin job done!
o.) No one cares about YOU and your tears, drama, low self esteem, small breasts, bad clothes, bad hair, and unprofessionalism

So I guess in the end, everything does happen for a reason....
through all episodes, you can learn sooo much about thy self